Archive for November, 2007

Freaky Denmark Dude

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Tuesday; 20th November 2007.

You wouldn’t believe the shit i have to go through in life man. pfft!

So anyways, its 11pm on a Tuesday night. Here i am, playin guitar hero. I started a new song. Then i get a phone call on the house phone. So i paused n ran to the bedroom to pick up the call. It was my mum just checkin on me. So then i hang up, ran back to the tv n continued playin. 5 seconds later an sms came. So i paused and replied the sms. Then i continued playin, but tht person replied so i had to pause again n reply his sms. lol. So when i finally decided to just continue on playin n reply after the song, i get a phonecall. I was like "goddamnit can i not fckin play in peace?!" So i picked up the call and it was Nick. sigh.

Anyways, after the call, i continued playin. and for another meer 10 seconds, the phone rang AGAIN! and this time i was like.. wtf does he want now?! So i picked up the phone and im like, WTF MAN?! and the person was like uhh hello? so i ws like umm shit, who is this? ……

Dude: Hey, this is Visva from Denmark?

Oh btw, this guy had this indian accent and he sounded drunk which made it funnier.

Mel: Uhh, sorry, i think you got the wrong number man.

Visva: No no, this is Sandy from Malaysia eh?

Mel: umm, no this is not Sandy but i am from Malaysia. How did u get my number?

Visva: Ova the Internet. We chatting remember?

Oh and these r the exact words he and i said kay? So the weird grammar aint mine =P

Mel: Oh, okay. Well im sorry Visva, i think u got the wrong number. I dont know a guy named Visva and is from Denmark.

Visva: Wat is it ur number?

Mel: umm, the number u dialed?

Visva: Wat is it ur number??

Mel: uhh.. (reads out number)

Visva: hmm, it seems tht it is correct. (reads out the number he has) it is same see?

Mel: Oh wow, well Sandy must hav given u the wrong number i guess…

Visva: So wat is it ur name?

Mel: Uhh, im Melissa.

Visva: Merissa?

Mel: no, Melissa.

Visva: Merissa? tht is ur name?

Mel: NO! its M-E-L-I-S-S-A. Melissa

Visva: oh oh Melissa. Nice name u got.

Mel:Thanks.

Visva: Nice to meet.

Mel: uh, nice to meet you too

Visva: (starts speakin, if im not mistaken, tamil.)

Mel: uhh, sorry?

Visva: u understand tamil right?

Mel: uhh no, i dont.

Visva: But ur indian eh?

Mel: no, im chinese

Visva: But u sound very tamil Malaysian

No fckin idea where he got tht impression from, maybe SANDY speaks like tht -.-

Mel: umm well i am chinese. so yeah.  i DO NOT understand tamil.

Visva: oh very well, Namaste.

Mel: 0.o hehe okay.

Visva: So how old?

Mel: how old wat?

Visva: how old??

Mel: oh you mean how old am i??

Visva: yes, how old?

Mel: Well, uhh, how old are you?

Visva: im 26.

Mel: wow. hmm, im only 15.

Visva: Oh, you have boyfriend?

Mel: -.- not excatly, no

Visva: Im single too.

Mel: okay.

Visva: So i call u tomorro?

Mel: uhh, okay yea wtv

Visva: Alright, u listening music?

Mel: hmm yeah, uhh Visva i gtg. i hav sum stuff to do.

Visva: oh, u working?

Mel: No, im just at home but i hav sum stuff to do.

Visva: Oh ok ok.. do u go online?

Well i obviously do not wanna continue talkin to this guy. So i lied…

Mel: Oh no, i dont hav time for tht

Visva: eh, very busy eh? nevermind. i call u tmr ok?

Mel: oh ok. bye Slams phone shut.

rotfl. first thought i had in mind was : wat the hell? how on earth? So i called bryan and i was like.. uhh sum indian dude from Denmark called me randomly and wants to keep callin me n shit. He’s like just tell him to fuck off when he calls or dont pick up. Tell him you dont want to talk to him. I said ok, i’ll let u hav ur fun. bye.

So then i called Nick. and i was like, by any chance did u hav to b a complete idiot to give my number to some guy from Denmark named Visva? and hes like… uhh no. why did u think it was me? I said, i dunno.. u know people all over the world so i just guessed. So i told nick the entire conversation n i was like.. Why cudnt it b some guy who sounded totally hot who speaks well and who is around my age n doesnt go by the name Visva?! Some Denmark dude who so happens to b single and well nice! Tough luck man.

Oh and ur gonna love this! Wednesday; 21st November 2007:

While im writtin this, its 8:12pm. And so far, i’ve gotten 3 calls from a number: Unknown. Yesterday, when Visva called, the caller ID said Unknown. So im pretty much guessing its the same number, same call from Visva. So yeah, he really was gonna call on another day. sigh. I didnt pick up tho. i DO NOT want to. If this is sum practical joke, this is so not funny. Well actually it is, its hillarious.

Genting Highlands

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Tuesday, 9th Nov 07 :

woke up coz of a phonecall. It was jil. Was wonderin y the heck was she callin me this early. mayb the trip was canceled?  *mel grabs the phone n answers*

Mel: WTF?!

Jil: Oi women. the bus is comin at 10.

Mel: I thought u said it was at 11. wtf is the time?

Jil: uhh, 9

Mel: WHY DID U ONLY TELL ME BOUT THIS NOW. I HAV A FUCKIN HOUR TO GET READY N GET TO KL SENTRAL?!

Jil: uhh, i only got the call 5 mins ago from Sarah.

Mel: uhh wtv. see u there then.

*toot**toot*toot*

So i got up, got ready. But i realised i had no cash. I left a note for mum to spare me some cash but she didnt. GAY! So all i had was RM20. I begged my bro for cash but he only had RM26. i took it anyways n promised i wud pay back. So i ran out.. got a RM1 bus ride to sentral. savin cash eh? eheheh

Its 5 to 10. I was thinkin i was late so i ran to the Genting shuttle bus thingy. no one was there. Oliver n Alwin arrived 2 seconds after i did n we ended up waitin there for a long time till more people arrived. We ended up boardin the bus at bout 10.30. Still half asleep, i try to go to sleep. But i cant since jil was next to me n u know we`re chaos together eh?

We arrived at the skyway cable car thingy after an hour n half or so. Had to wait for the second bus. We finally got on the cable car up to Genting Highlands. We found out tht oliver was afraid of heights!! lol. Finally got to Genting n we had to walk alllllll the way to the place we were stayin. Tht was about a half hour walk.Not to forget our luggage. Well, mine was just one of those oversized handbags.lol. Jil, Sarah n Mira had trolley bags so they were suffering. i actually tripped over Sarah`s bag tho -.-

So we got to the place. Its called Ria Apartments. n from the outside, it looked like those apartments u see from the movie The Haunted Apartments. No kiddin. So we got up to ours. Me, Jil,Sarah,Mira had to share an apartment with 3 other malay girls. Anyways, we unpacked n went off to the theme park. Again, we had to walk all the way up the hill to get there. We sat on this spinning thingy which was soooo awesome! lol. Then we started lining up for the cyclone roller coaster. We were bout 10 people away, when it started drizzling. So tht retard incharge of the ride closed it. So we continued waitin in line hopin tht rain wud stop. And it did. But tht retard still didnt wanna open up the ride. Grr! So we gave up n got out. Decided to go up to the solero shot. LET ME TELL YOU THIS: FUCKIN AWESOME ADRENALINE RUSH MAN!!!! we actually went on it twice. well oliver didnt, coz he was too chicken shit to XP We were screaming like hell! hahha. it was incredible. Our asses actually got off the seat when they dropped us!. But on the second time on the ride, my ass flew up until i actually hit the top of my seat where the guard was. holy fuck man!

We were already kinda tired but then  we went indoor coz it started rainin really badly. We did some rides but went to play pool as well! and hey guess i didnt know i cud actually play like tht. haha. anyone up for a game? =P  Then at around 8pm we had to go to snow world n we fuckin freezed our asses off. it was minus 5 degrees n was bloody cold! our faces were numb. our toes were paralyzed! haha. but we had loads of fun in there. Finally got out and i was jsut shakin n trembling.  And i was too tired to follow the girls around the mall n go on more rides so i followed Olie, Alwin n this guy named Seko? i think. lol. to the pool place n played more pool.haha. Met up with the others at 11 n started walkin back. I was desperate for some beer. and thank the fuckin lord tht the mini mart at the apartment sold beer at a decent price!!! so we bought 2 cans each. me, olie n jil!. haha. Went up to the apartment n started drinkin. The guys came over n started drinkin even more n fagged as well. Jil got drunk. i was high. olie was just red faced. Seko was high. Alwin was all innocent. Mira had a few sips. Sarah was asleep.lol. we were playin around until we finally fell asleep at 5.30am. lmao. i woke up all the sudden at around 7am. prolly coz olie`s legs were on me n i felt uncomfortable sleepin in tht position for so long. Everyone was still asleep. Then the doorbell rang at 7.30 n it was faiz. He needed keys n he seemed wide awake.Me, in my shorts n Alwin`s sweater with my messy hair was just completly blur. lol.

Everyone woke up n was still damn sleepy n tired. Went down for a decent bfast n met up with Mark at the theme park again. had another round at the theme park n went in again for another round in snow world. This time, we came well prepared.lmao. But Jil n Mira had to b asses n shove like 5 handfulls of snow into my face so i ended up wrestling with Jil n it was wild. We finally had to go home. All pretty damn tired. Slept on the way back on the bus. But mira kept buggin for food n Sarah`s mp3. lol.

Mum picked me up from bangsar n had to go to Mid Valley. Already so tired -.-. Then went to my aunt`s to pick my bro up. I fell asleep on the couch there. Nick called me n i promised to call back when i got home. Fell right asleep again. Next thing i knew, i had to go home. So i did. Slept in the car thruout the way. Got home n just crashed on the bed n fell asleep. lol. When i opened my eyes, it was 9am and i was still in my jeans n tank top from last night. rotfl!