Freaky Denmark Dude
Wednesday, November 21st, 2007Tuesday; 20th November 2007.
You wouldn’t believe the shit i have to go through in life man. pfft!
So anyways, its 11pm on a Tuesday night. Here i am, playin guitar hero. I started a new song. Then i get a phone call on the house phone. So i paused n ran to the bedroom to pick up the call. It was my mum just checkin on me. So then i hang up, ran back to the tv n continued playin. 5 seconds later an sms came. So i paused and replied the sms. Then i continued playin, but tht person replied so i had to pause again n reply his sms. lol. So when i finally decided to just continue on playin n reply after the song, i get a phonecall. I was like "goddamnit can i not fckin play in peace?!" So i picked up the call and it was Nick. sigh.
Anyways, after the call, i continued playin. and for another meer 10 seconds, the phone rang AGAIN! and this time i was like.. wtf does he want now?! So i picked up the phone and im like, WTF MAN?! and the person was like uhh hello? so i ws like umm shit, who is this? ……
Dude: Hey, this is Visva from Denmark?
Oh btw, this guy had this indian accent and he sounded drunk which made it funnier.
Mel: Uhh, sorry, i think you got the wrong number man.
Visva: No no, this is Sandy from Malaysia eh?
Mel: umm, no this is not Sandy but i am from Malaysia. How did u get my number?
Visva: Ova the Internet. We chatting remember?
Oh and these r the exact words he and i said kay? So the weird grammar aint mine =P
Mel: Oh, okay. Well im sorry Visva, i think u got the wrong number. I dont know a guy named Visva and is from Denmark.
Visva: Wat is it ur number?
Mel: umm, the number u dialed?
Visva: Wat is it ur number??
Mel: uhh.. (reads out number)
Visva: hmm, it seems tht it is correct. (reads out the number he has) it is same see?
Mel: Oh wow, well Sandy must hav given u the wrong number i guess…
Visva: So wat is it ur name?
Mel: Uhh, im Melissa.
Visva: Merissa?
Mel: no, Melissa.
Visva: Merissa? tht is ur name?
Mel: NO! its M-E-L-I-S-S-A. Melissa
Visva: oh oh Melissa. Nice name u got.
Mel:Thanks.
Visva: Nice to meet.
Mel: uh, nice to meet you too
Visva: (starts speakin, if im not mistaken, tamil.)
Mel: uhh, sorry?
Visva: u understand tamil right?
Mel: uhh no, i dont.
Visva: But ur indian eh?
Mel: no, im chinese
Visva: But u sound very tamil Malaysian
No fckin idea where he got tht impression from, maybe SANDY speaks like tht -.-
Mel: umm well i am chinese. so yeah. i DO NOT understand tamil.
Visva: oh very well, Namaste.
Mel: 0.o hehe okay.
Visva: So how old?
Mel: how old wat?
Visva: how old??
Mel: oh you mean how old am i??
Visva: yes, how old?
Mel: Well, uhh, how old are you?
Visva: im 26.
Mel: wow. hmm, im only 15.
Visva: Oh, you have boyfriend?
Mel: -.- not excatly, no
Visva: Im single too.
Mel: okay.
Visva: So i call u tomorro?
Mel: uhh, okay yea wtv
Visva: Alright, u listening music?
Mel: hmm yeah, uhh Visva i gtg. i hav sum stuff to do.
Visva: oh, u working?
Mel: No, im just at home but i hav sum stuff to do.
Visva: Oh ok ok.. do u go online?
Well i obviously do not wanna continue talkin to this guy. So i lied…
Mel: Oh no, i dont hav time for tht
Visva: eh, very busy eh? nevermind. i call u tmr ok?
Mel: oh ok. bye Slams phone shut.
rotfl. first thought i had in mind was : wat the hell? how on earth? So i called bryan and i was like.. uhh sum indian dude from Denmark called me randomly and wants to keep callin me n shit. He’s like just tell him to fuck off when he calls or dont pick up. Tell him you dont want to talk to him. I said ok, i’ll let u hav ur fun. bye.
So then i called Nick. and i was like, by any chance did u hav to b a complete idiot to give my number to some guy from Denmark named Visva? and hes like… uhh no. why did u think it was me? I said, i dunno.. u know people all over the world so i just guessed. So i told nick the entire conversation n i was like.. Why cudnt it b some guy who sounded totally hot who speaks well and who is around my age n doesnt go by the name Visva?! Some Denmark dude who so happens to b single and well nice! Tough luck man.
Oh and ur gonna love this! Wednesday; 21st November 2007:
While im writtin this, its 8:12pm. And so far, i’ve gotten 3 calls from a number: Unknown. Yesterday, when Visva called, the caller ID said Unknown. So im pretty much guessing its the same number, same call from Visva. So yeah, he really was gonna call on another day. sigh. I didnt pick up tho. i DO NOT want to. If this is sum practical joke, this is so not funny. Well actually it is, its hillarious.